found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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