Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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