lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you win again, gameday.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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