I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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