He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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