State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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