she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
