nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
