sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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