i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
