her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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