have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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