that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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