Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
