Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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