Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Green mimosas i think yes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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