you have to choose: penises or morals?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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