I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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