We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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