how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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