So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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