hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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