I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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