Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
do herpes really smell.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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