I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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