I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So vagazzling was a success
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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