Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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