Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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