His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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