before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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