WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is it penis luge time yet?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
