i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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