the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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