Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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