is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
