Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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