this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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