is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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