Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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