so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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