we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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