You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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