If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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