why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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