OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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