I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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