Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm passing your future prison.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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