don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This is classic penis vs brain.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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