your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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