so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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